Some people preach about God, some people preach about why Brad Pitt and Jennifer Anniston's breakup is the reason the Knicks are so awful, and some people preach about the world coming to an end. Sometimes it actually IS better to be sorry than safe.
As a commuter, spotting a dude taking a leak behind a bench is par for the course. However, a woman dropping trou is a true rarity. Feast your eyes on this monster! UGHHH!
When you don't have a purple Cadillac with dice in the mirror, the train will have to do.
"The Mets are giving me palpitations."